someone will come running.

kristinkemper:

I never even posted my very best print of 2018???? 

raptorific:

the best trick blizzard ever pulled was tricking a bunch of homophobic gamer dudes into shelling out hundreds of dollars for the collectors’ edition of a game with a lesbian on the box because it came with a statue of a gay man

derezzcartes:

blizzard rlly picked the funniest character to be canonically gay like………the patron saint of call of duty Gamer Bros™️ and toxic comp tryhards………he’s gay now

SOLDIER 76 IS GAY

sonderingtrashcompactor:

WE’RE POPPING THE BIGGEST BOTTLES

HOMOPHOBIC 76 JOKES ARE OFF THE TABLE FOREVER

roskiiart:

thesymbolofpeace:

its extremely funny when people write like. Sadstuck Erasermight where aizwa confessed to mic first and they write mic to be like ‘ummm i love you bro but im am straight but i still support you <3 #ally’ like you think this guy is straight

you think this insufferable twink is a heterosexual

Present mic is so gay

raining-skies:

vintageinstepford:

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

literallyglitchn:

I had been thinking about these two chunky mom boys the entire day. Which means I have officially fallen or Seriida-

gomaccha:

🌟🌟🌟

twitter

curlicuecal:

demho3zhatinq:

The only people who get upset when you set boundaries are the ones who benefited from you having none.

That’s why they perceive it as a personal attack— because your boundary encroaches on space they’re used to owning: eg, yours.

gayreinhardt:

aiz age 24 who broke into ua because he doesnt want to go to hospital: hey recovery girl can you fix my broken arm

rg: of course my beautiful boy who i love also you dont have to call me that anymore youre not 15 call me chiyo

mic whos also there and is bust up: hey chiy-

rg: shut the fuck up idiot. thats recovery girl to you. im going to call the cops on you for breaking and entering.

yu yu hakusho is so fucking funny. “i’m gonna die!! again!!”

classystarman:

censorship:

i genuinely believe that 2012 was the optimal tumblr experience. like if you didnt live through 2012, you havent fully understood how much of a hell site this is. to jog some ppl’s memories:

• francieum
• quirkybrittany
• justgirlythings
• “I like your shoelaces” “I stole them from the president” and people actually fucking doing this in public
• we still called porn fics “smut” and “lemons”
• “you must be fun at parties”
• cole sprouse’s tumblr social experiment, and some people taking it so seriously that they threatened mass suicide
• mitt romney
• hetastuck (hetalia and homestuck fandoms were moirails i guess)
• hussieruya (people unironically shipping the creators of hetalia and homestuck)
• andrew hussie actually asking about hussieruya in his twitter
• the obsession with andrew hussie’s lips
• superwholock fandom (this was their prime)
• supernatural has a gif for everything
• “Fuck you watson” somehow being praised as the best comeback possible?? ok lol
• hipster side of tumblr vs fandom side of tumblr, and all those pictures of the two coexisting to bring some sort of peace? as if we were at war with each other?? wtf was up with that
• the dumbest fake stories holy shit, and everyone believed them
• benedict cumberbatch everywhere
• that sherlock gif of benedict cumberbatch looking into a door’s peep hole and people saying how if you cover one side of his face he looks confident but if you cover the other side he looks sad, so they said he’s the best actor in the world or whatever
• gangnam style everywhere
• people being shamed from using memes or even saying the word meme
• “Oh, you facebook people think tumblr is boring? Well, we’ll find you…Supernatural fandom, grab your demons! Sherlock fandom, grab your Watsons! Doctor Who fandom, grab your Tardises! Harry Potter fandom, grab your wands! Homestuck fandom, grab your strife cards! Hetalia fandom, grab your pasta!” proceed for 1628519 more fandoms
• “im pretty sure thats taylor swift” “no thats becky”
• the dancing chandler gif from friends
• “Reblog if you dont have a problem with gay marriage!” followed by ten mile long additions of rainbow gifs and pictures and 9gag memes
• potato jesus (i’ll admit, this was actually funny)
• the reblog button being at the top of posts
• cuil theory, aka “i give you a hamburger”
• 27 comments on a post just saying “INSTANT REBLOG” or “PRESS PLAY”
• song mixups from people “accidentally opening a bunch of tabs playing music” but it was actually from a pop mix album
• “ah, the scalene triangle”
• XD vs :D discourse
• the most reblogged picture on tumblr
• doge
• men of tumblr
• the cursed long ass “fedoras arent that bad!” post
• touch my butt and buy me pizza
• spread this like wildfire
• tumblr university (complete with uniforms)
• tumblr island
• tumblr nation
• these all would lead to the creation and failure of dashcon
• tumblr prom

Dont forget “the first rule of tumblr”

grayfullbster:

You’re too damn slow, you slowpoke!

bransonreese:

moosefix:

the prophecy has been fulfilled 

I tried to warn you